MERRY MUTHAFUCKING CHRISTMAS in this very special BONUS FREE CHRISTMAS GIFT episode of the Grounded Podcast
Jeff has best friend he has known since his childhood, Colby Shannon to discuss one of his favorite movies: Home Alone, Colby had a tradition of watching this movie every year with his family. While Jeff had not seen it since he was like 8 years old until he watched it the afternoon before this podcast was recorded.
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A poorly timed Christmas Flu made our hero Jeff late for putting out the Christmas Spectacular (He wanted it to be released on the 25th, but we dont all get what we want for Christmas)!! Just remember how happy you were on Christmas day a few days ago, remember how much you like Christmas time, and enjoy the episode, and DONT YOU DARE COMPLAIN THAT THIS IS NOT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE.
Jeff reads a beautifully written 5-STAR REVIEW by a fan. THANK YOU!!! BOCCYLEE!!! YOU ARE THE MAN BROTHER
Jeff discusses his recent Twitter (@JeffZenisek) success when a tweet was featured in a CNN article.
Jeff brings up the topic of bad Christmas songs and shows a few examples. What do you guys think are the worst ones?
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Jeff Zenisek brings some hatred toward spoilers for popular shows on facebook trending news, the dumb post show shows that are about the show you just watched where people talk about the show you just watched. Jeff discusses the Hollywood sexual allegations scandals with the most recent ones. Then Jeff rips apart this dumb feminist article that only blames men for all of women's problems.
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Jeff drops another solo episode to discuss Thanksgiving at other people's houses, being invited to a friendsgiving, and bringing his PS4 to parties in the hopes he can bust out the Jackbox Party Pack games.
Jeff also talks about low budget shitty movies and the importance of a good plot to tits ratio. Jeff talks about a lack luster Black Friday. The constant improvements of flat screen TVs. How bad are 3D TVs?
Jeff talks about an emotional video that dropped from our hero Stitches on Thanksgiving. That was teased by a video a few weeks ago sent in by a listener (Thanks Cole!)
Jeff delves deeper into the phenomenon that is Ryan Jaunzemis, the Professional Soaps shoe dude turned PICK UP ARTIST?!?! What? How is this possible?
Jeff breaks down one of the pick up artist videos, and gives some helpful tips on how to do better with the ladies.
Jeff also drops a Twitter Poll:
Cargo shorts? or regular shorts and fanny pack.
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Jeff returns for another solo episode after yet another HP service call (4 in a row). Jeff drops another You Cannot Be Serious about HP.
Jeff briefly goes over the recent allegations facing Louis CK, Harvey Weinstein and other people in Hollywood, Jeff throws in some tips on how to pick up ladies without getting a sexual assault charge.
Jeff goes over some recent auditions he has been going on and how they have been going.
Brody stops by to give Jeff shit and talk about his method acting.
Listener Cole from Oklahoma sent a video that might we might spend more time on in an upcoming episode. But apparently our hero Stitches has gone soft and opens up about crying.
Jeff was very excited to find the video Soap or Die starring the last pro Soaper. Which leads into the Twitter poll of what is the worst extreme sport?
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Jeff does another classic solo episode to deliver some anger because this podcast is recorded over the course of an entire day and a half because Jeff runs into constant issues, for the second time this week his fancy HP printer fails to do what he wanted to do (quickly print a thing without a 3 hour ordeal).
Jeff is also very frustrated to find that he got a poor review that also indirectly immasculated him for driving a minivan and having amazing long hair. Jeff has several things to discuss in the You Cannot Be Serious Segment.
Jeff had some positive things happen for him, he got a commercial agent, a couple of last minute spots at the comedy clubs in town, got hit on by a homeless drifter looking for a place to stay after the show.
Jeff discusses a few simple halloween costumes for dudes to do and still look like you tried. Some of his classic go-to costumes
Jeff also goes down a masquerade ball rabbit hole and figures out that masquerade balls were just parties that existed before the invention of the gloryhole. Then Jeff comes up with a romantic comedy that involves two men meeting at a gloryhole and becoming soul mates.
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Jeff returns after purchasing new South Park Fractured But Whole game for PS4 (and he will be streaming on TWITCH and YOUTUBE).
Jeff also discusses the encroachment of feminism and how the Boy Scouts are letting in girls to the organization. Jeff sites a few articles and breaks down feminism from his perspective as a dude. (This is obviously a YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS).
Jeff also conducts a poll about which organization has the better stuff they sell: Girl Scout Cookies or Boy Scout Popcorn?
Jeff also talks about the tennis movie with Steve Carell and Emma Stone called Battle of the Sexes and how its going to be annoyingly self righteous.
Jeff also segues into how he loves The Container Store, his girlfriends black eye (he had NOTHING to do with it), and the time Jeff's NOSEY mom gave herself a black eye by tripping on a ball in the house and head butting a window sill (also Jeff had NOTHING to do with that).
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Jeff welcomes back girlfriend Dana DeArmond to discuss Jeff being the MOST ATHLETIC COMEDIAN EVER! They talk about Jeff joining a softball team, the "Cash Me Outside" girl's new single that went almost as viral as her Dr. Phil appearance, and how she signed with a major record label.
Dana tries to get Jeff to switch from energy drinks to coffee like an adult. Dana has a few YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS segments about people patting themselves on the back.
Jeff tries to explain the new Super NES Classic to Dana and Jeff touches on California changing Columbus Day to Indigenous People's Day.
There is a small discussion about Halloween costumes also
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Jeff discusses his Capturing the Hearts of America's Heartland Tour, how baseball and softball is a sport for fat kids.
Twitter poll, what do you get a Chick-fil-A?
Jeff brings in one of the many articles saying that millenials are ruining everything and provides a counter point to some of the arguments.
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Jeff is interrupted early in the podcast by texts and emails, one of which was an opportunity to be on a show where he was supposed to be clean but nobody told him. Which leads Jeff into a rant about doing "clean comedy" and what that means. This also is the You Cannot Be Serious for the episode.
Jeff then gets into the twitter polls that you can participate in if you follow him! There are several polls to discuss. Feel free to submit ideas for those.
Jeff delves into the plight of fat children and how it doesnt necessarily mean that youre not an athlete if you are a fat. Also Jeff gets into how baseball is the most american sport of all time.
Jeff gives his take on the Mayweather fight in one of the polls.
Jeff went to Disneyland for his birthday and he talks about it a little bit.
Brody makes an appearance to discuss his adventure going to a 12 step program when he was summoned by Jeff while Jeff was talking about Jack in the Box and how their food is marketed towards stoners.
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Jeff discusses updates the fans about the Hot Otters of Instagram Summer Comedy Tour, he tries his new "Eat Shit" segment. He tries new cereals and talks about how they are all the same.
Jeff talks about an article where old people complain about millenials for not drinking enough beer, Jeff also has some shit to say about millenials as well.
Jeff realizes that his "list of people that suck" is expanding to include people who wear bow ties. Jeff hates on Bill Nye the Science Guy and his college dean who is also a pretentious bow tie wearing douche.
Jeff puts out some twitter polls to participate in and talk about on the next podcast to be released soon!!!
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Jeff is back on the east coast for a podcast from the ORIGINAL Grounded Podcast Studios, and is joined by fellow comedians that also started in the Jacksonville, Florida comedy scene, KP Burke (twitter and Insta @KPBurkeSucks) and Chris Buck (Twitter and Insta @StopherBuck) for a fun podcast about Froggy Fresh, Stitches, more conversation about marrying yourself.
Jeff also drops a You Cannot Be Serious about Southwest Airlines, and then Chris and KP weigh in on their things that annoy them.
also Jeff asks KP and Chris WHATCHA GONNA DO with some classic scenarios.
Jeff tries to do an eating segment on the podcast and review new products but KP is on a diet, and Chris has potential diabetes.
KP and Buck are hilarious dudes and you should check them out if you get a chance.
Some of the convo is inspired by sounds from the soundboard this episode! CASH ME OUTSIDE!!!
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Jeff Zenisek comes back for episode 40 with a solo episode to talk about opening for Theo Von in a Casino, his previous casino shows, and to discuss the recent dude who crushed it on The Price is Right by setting a legendary record for Plinko.
Jeff gets kicked out of his hotel in the middle of the podcast and had to finish it from his apartment to discuss the recent trend circling the blog circuit about the idea of marrying yourself or "Sologomy".
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Jeff Zenisek has childhood neighbor and good friend John Mironchik on the podcast to discuss his childhood, being influenced by Jackass, John and his buddies filming a Mr Bucket sketch that nearly killed his friend. Skateboarding off his roof, and being a dad. While doing this Jeff realizes he burnt some chicken
John also answers pressing questions like "What type of asian are you?"
Also John drops a You Cannot Be Serious!
Jeff hopes you guys enjoy reminiscing as much as he does,
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Jeff and Dana talk about the poll from last time that they didnt get to about holiday candy. Jeff and Dana make up for lost time by talking about candy for nearly a half hour.
Jeff shows Dana the new fad that is going on with fidget spinners. And they discuss why Jeff thinks it is JUST A TOY, not a thing to help your kid quit fidgeting. It is a toy to ENABLE fidgeting.
Jeff talks about the old clip of Sean Connery telling Barbara Walters he is cool with slapping women.
Cheese update: Kraft Macaroni and Cheese released a Mother's Day commercial that is going viral
You Cannot Be Serious! Jeff thinks people defending fidget spinners as anything other than a toy are idiots, Dana drops a fire rant about May the Fourth Be with You.
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Sean Connery discusses women slapping:
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Mac and Cheese Swear like a mother video:
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Jeff promotes Dana to Producer of the Grounded Podcast, and possibly fires her later in the episode, Jeff introduces a compromise box of mac and cheese that is a blue box of Kraft Mac but has toothpaste tube type squeeze cheese paste.
Jeff talks about going to boston for the Women in Comedy Festival, and buying a Harvard Shirt so people think he is smart.
Jeff takes a quiz to find out which Spice Girl he is, and he guesses which Spice Girl is Dana.
Dana has several pet related You Cannot Be Seriouses,
Jeff throws people playing sound on ipads and phones in public, and Shakespere.
Jeff plays the clip of the Sarasota tennis match between Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger where people are heard having sex while the match is going on.
Jeff plays the United plane video, and a video of a dude getting smashed in the face with a water balloon which reminds him of a time he smashed his friend in the face with water balloons
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Jeff brings his girlfriend Dana on the show to discuss a few topics of debates, including: Where are you supposed to sneeze? Whats the best boxed mac and cheese?
Jeff is trying to figure out why his followers on twitter only come up for polls relating to cheese. Participate in other polls Jeff might do from this episode How old is Dana? What type of gay would Jeff be? or send in an idea to the podcast.
Jeff introduces Dana to the YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS segment where Jeff talks about a feministy dude from his acting class and Adobe Flash bullshit. Dana brings her first
You Cannot Be Serious to the podcast and she brings one involving Jeff.
Jeff and Dana discuss the recent Pepsi commercial that pulled featuring Kendall Jenner, which prompted Jeff to bring back the Burger King commercial that Mary J Blige got in trouble for a few years ago.
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Jeff does a late night podcast to ramble about Tea, dating apps, having to make a username for dating apps (Jdate in particular). getting a girlfriend and doing LA shit. Jeff went to the LA Zoo for the first time.
Jeff talks about his Zoo visit, does a twitter poll to see "What is the worst pet?"
Jeff talks a little about the La Brea Tar Pits, which is another LA thing to do that Jeff will check out soon.
Jeff tells a few rambling stories about going to the Wave Pool in West Virginia, and having rat and mouse issues in his dorms in college.
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Jeff Zenisek discusses through a twitter poll what the worst first dates are. Cast your vote by following @JeffZenisek on twitter. Jeff asked a bunch of his followers on Snapchat to participate in the poll, trying to read the Snaps live on the show, only to get mostly pictures of peoples pets instead of responses to his questions.
Jeff talks about his recent SLO Comedy Festival Appearences
Jeff talks about the new live action Disney Beauty and the Beast movie, and how people are mad about the new gay character in the movie where a girl literally fucks a beast
Jeff then brings back Story Time to tell you guys a brief version of the original Sleeping Beauty Story after trying to read the whole story aloud and failing miserably (turning a 15 minute story into a 30 minute ADHD Shocase of classic Jeff Zenisek Tangents).
Jeff then tells the widely unknown part two of the story that nobody tells children because it is fucking horrifying.
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Jeff Zenisek kicks off the podcast by talking about the state of debate shows and how telling someone you disagree with to "Go Fuck Yourself" is just as good as making a point. And this new theory makes Jeff Zenisek the "GREATEST DEBATE PERSON EVER," Jeff takes on Neil Degrasse Tyson, Mitt Romney, and Bill Clinton and Jeff WHOOPS THAT ASS in debate.
Jeff draws the connection from modern political shows to classic Jerry Springer shows and how they are pretty similar on their level of intelligence. Jeff has some new sounds on the board from going down the rabbit hole of Springer as well as a few video game YouTube videos (Jeff is currently working on an Uncharted 4 Multiplayer tips video)
Jeff Tells the story of his first acting class as well as his twitter poll results on the dude in the grocery store with the bluetooth speaker.
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Jeff is still wanting the ridiculous 5-Star Reviews for iTunes, Brody shows up to screw things up again.
Lets get some WHATCHA GONNA DOs going some TWITTER POLLS
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Jeff Zenisek asks everyone to participate in a ridiculous iTunes 5 Star review challenge. Do it for The Grounded Podcast and The Snappy Hour!!!
Jeff talks about Dr. Phil and the Cash Me Outside chick.
Brody stops by for a bit to be called out for not being present all the time.
Jeff hammers Southwest Airlines and a few douchebags on the plane with a "You Cannot Be Serious" for not recognizing that being 6'7" is a handicap on a plane. Jeff tells the unbelievable story of how he almost killed a lady while he was sleeping on the plane.
Jeff deals with a very serious debate of what the worst pizza place is on Twitter! @JeffZenisek
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Jeff Zenisek welcomes the hosts of The Snappy Hour Podcast (@TheSnappyHour @JDShort and @TheBrianShow)
This is part of PODCASTAMANIA with THE SNAPPY HOUR PODCAST. Please subscribe to them
Jeff starts the podcast with a West Virginia reminisce session where Jeff and JD talk about going to Star Wars Episode 1 on midnight premiere, and how awful it was.
They discuss the Wrong Turn movie and how West Virginia gets a bad rap. Also a few guest YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUSES
This is a pretty WHATCHA GONNA DO heavy podcast with some TWITTER POLLS. A few serious questions are to be answered. What is the proper dick pic ettiquette for sending and recieving nudes? Would you make everyone else's dick smaller or just make yours bigger?
Drive home in rain? or business luncheon every day. French kiss your dad? or a cow's butthole?
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Jeff Zenisek delivers the first Grounded Podcast of 2017 from the FROG (Finished Room Over Garage) room of his sister's Va Beach home while they sleep as not to disturb them and their daughter with the horrendeous shit that Jeff says on the podcast.
Jeff rifles off several You Cannot Be Seriouses about different things (traffic from schools, car rental companies, taking a "crazy photo")
Jeff talks about his crowning achievement in Snapchat which will be posted on his facebook to try and get more people to follow him.
Jeff then talks about his experience going to a taping of The Price is Right.
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